What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What disgusts you?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can I move on from my ex?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.